Thursday, February 17, 2011

... And then I looked at him.

Lately I've discovered that I end an awful lot of my stories with that line.

"So I was walking with so-and-so and they said such-and-such, which sounded really dumb, so I just looked at them."

"Today some dummy sitting next to me in class was chewing their gum super loudly, so I just looked at him."

I guess one might refer to me as "passive-agressive", considering that my favored way of expressing disgust in someone is to merely look at them. Consider, for a moment, just how effective this method of chastisement might be.

*Man trods on London's foot*
*London looks at him*

Or perhaps:

*Man steals all of London's money*
*London looks at him*

Maybe one of these days, when I'm feeling really risky, I might just add a "Hey!" under my breath.

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