Who's Behind Door Number One!

My friends. If you are ever in a public shower (with the curtain closed, mind you) and don't have any clothes on and you hear that phrase, you have two options of what to do.

1- Cover all your private parts very quickly

or

2- Prepare yourself for great embarrassment

For if you hear that phrase, an "unveiling" is eminent. However, if you are comfortable with this type of unveiling, disregard everything I just said and please remember that while you may be comfortable with your nakedness, many others may not be.