Jeffro, this one is for you. AKA, rules for shopping.

1- If you don't know how to drive, don't go shopping.

2- If you live in America and you think you drive on the left side of the road, don't go shopping.

3- If you don't think it's acceptable to mow people down with your car, don't mow 'em down with your electronic cart. If you do . . . Well, you shouldn't be allowed in public, let alone in a grocery store.

4- You don't stop in the middle of the road and block all traffic going both directions, do you? Why do it with your cart?

5- If you're going to go slowly, stay to the right. Just like on the roads. (Still working on getting people to execute this properly on the roads, however.)

6- Give people warning before stopping, rather than simply stopping suddenly.

7- Don't allow your children to play in the aisles unless you have a death wish for them.

8- Don't smack your gum.

9- Put items back where they belong.

10- Don't leave your cart one side of the aisle and walk over to the other, creating a roadblock.